Complete stories:

Steamrolled

Quotes:

"Look up at the moon and pretend we're watching the eclipse ... act natural."
-Campout at UGA

"The first clue that something was amiss was when my mom noticed that my asshole was slightly off-center."
-What's Wrong with Me?

"I think that's when my love of going out for breakfast first materialized ..."
-Oliver's Pigeons

"I was never one to break the rules and head up into the pine trees, but this was too good to pass up: my first dirty secret."
-Late Bloomer

"Aunt Edna made really good iced tea and, for some reason, banana sandwiches at their house were better than at mine."
-Jerry